Heaven is:
The cooks are French,                          (or Spanish, depends who of them tells the Joke)
The policemen are English,
The lovers are Italian,                            (well personally I doubt that a lot, it might be what blondes think)
The mechanics are German,
and is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,                 (or Spanish, depends ...)
The lovers are Swiss,
and is all organized by the Italian.

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